... get together to brainstorm over what to get their mate for his 80th birthday.
Let's get him a girl, says one.
That's it, says the other, he hasn't had sex in years.
So they call up an escort service and have a girl meet them to check her out and pay her fee.
She arrives -- a lovely little thing, very curvy and sweet. They give her her fee and their mate's address then tell her to make sure to give him some real super sex.
Off she goes. She gets to the birthday codger's door and rings the bell.
He answers the door and asks, What do you want young lady?
She opens her coat, revealing her beautiful self and says,
Your mates sent me to give you super sex for your birthday.
The old fool says, I'll take the soup.
BaDaBump,
Signore Direttore
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